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Your yard looks beautiful Bob.
Thank you, I’ve been working hard on it.
What do you do to make it so green?
A lot of different things!
Can you tell me a few?
The best thing to do is to water it every day?
Every day? Are you sure?
Yes, the more water, the better!
Okay, what else?
Also, you need to cut your grass at least every four to five days.
Why is that important.
Because it will keep killing the weeds in the yard!
Oh yeah!
Also, make sure you edge and weed-whack the extra grass.
Why do you do that?
It makes the grass look pretty from the street.
That make sense.
I’m pretty proud of my yard!
You should be! It could win contests!
You think so? Maybe I should enter some!
You should! You’d be the favorite to win in my view.
I’ll have to find some!
Look in the yellow pages!
Thank you, I will!
Good luck, I know you’ll take home first place.

Overtime Pay

Thanks for going on this walk with me
It’s my pleasure!
How has work been for you?
Exhausting! I worked 50 hours this week!
That seems impossible!
Yeah, it felt impossible.
But at least you get paid overtime.
That is true. My check should be pretty good.
What are you going to do with the extra money?
I’ve been thinking about buying a new computer.
Yeah, is your current one old?
Yeah, like 7 years old.
Yeah, I’m surprised it even turns on for me!
What kind were you looking at?
I was thinking about a laptop.
Yeah, those are nice and reasonably priced.
I wanted one I could travel around with me!
Then laptop is the way to go!
Do you know how much money do they cost?
Anywhere from $300.00 to $1,000.00.
Wow, that much?
Yeah, the best ones are around $900-$1,000.00.
Well, I have to do some research before I buy!
Yeah, that would be the smart thing to do.
Well, we are at my house.
I’ll see you later!

Hockey Game

I’d love to play hockey with you sometime.
That sounds good.
I’ve never played before.
It’s my favorite sport.
What are the basic rules?
Well, you need five players per team, plus a goalie.
What does the goalie do?
His job is to stop the puck from going in the net?
Is that important?
It’s the most important thing in the entire game.
That’s how you win?
Correct, the team with the most goals wins.
Can there be ties?
Yes, you can tie, but you could also play a shootout.
You can pick either one?
Yes, you have to decided before the game starts, however.
What about the championship game?
What about it?
You can’t tie a championship game, you need a winner.
That is true.
What do you do then?
In a championship game, you play until someone breaks the tie.
How long could that last?
It would last as long as it takes for a team to break the score.
Oh, that make senses.
I can’t wait to play!

School Time Blues

Joe, what time does our Math class start?
I am sure it starts at 11 AM.
I don’t want to go.
Why not?
We have that huge algebra test.
Yeah, I’m sure you studied for it.
Well, that’s the thing.
Don’t tell me…
Yeah, I didn’t study a lick last night.
What were you doing?
I was watching movies all evening!
Which ones?
I don’t remember the name of the movie.
What was it about?
It was really good!
I said, what was it about?
It was about a boy who didn’t know he was a wizard.
That sounds interesting.
It was really good. There are like seven more movies.
Wow, you have a lot to watch!
Yeah, plus there are a bunch of books too!
Really, it sounds like something I’d like to read.
So, what are you going to do about the math test?
I don’t know, probably fail.
Well, good luck!

The Mall

What kind of stores should we go to?
I don’t care, we should try and go to them all!
I think we’d be really tired if we did that!
It would still be fun!
Remember last time we went to the mall?
Yes, we shopped all day!
Yeah, we should do that again!
I’m ready, I just need something to eat first.
What do you feel like eating?
Nothing special.
We should just grab some hamburgers on the way.
No, I don’t want any hamburgers.
What about tacos?
Tacos make my stomach hurt.
What about breakfast?
Like what?
We could stop and get some pancakes.
Yeah, pancakes sounds good.
I know a great breakfast dinner, next to the mall.
Perfect! We can go shopping right afterwards!
Wonderful! Sounds like a plan to me!
Now we just need to stop at the bank and get some money
Yes, money is important when we’re going shopping!
How much should I get out?
I think if you took out $200 that would be enough.
And, I still owe you $50.00.
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.
We are going to have fun today!

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